love this. 

thegreatlakeswithcatsandbabies:

Daniel puts Norma in a hoodie.

favorite.

amazonmusic:

Because we care about your health and because we have a special suit that protects us from enormous clusterbombs of flavor, we watched the 18+ minute infomercial for the brand-new Insane Clown Posse album so you don’t have to.

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OMG, read this whole thing. amazing. thanks, Jeff. 

thecosbysweaterproject:

Season 3, Episode 19: “The Shower”

Cliff has been banished from Denise’s friend’s bridal shower and he is very upset.  But at least he looks good!  His comb sweater is amazing!

COMB SWEATER!

azizisbored:

Aziz Ansari Interview on NPR Fresh Air

Enjoy this interview I did with Terry Gross. I didn’t get her to say ‘tatties’ this time, but we did discuss starting a hip hop group together.

Love him.

amazonmusic:

It was Amazon Cloud Player’s birthday yesterday. We made it a cake, but we eated it.

This is the ugliest thing ever. YIPPEE!

amazonmusic:

Dear Tumblr Pals,

We’re kind of new around these here Tumblr parts and, well, we feel like it would be rude to show up to a party without a gift.

So, as a gift to you, we’d like to offer you a $2 credit towards MP3s at Amazon MP3.

Here’s what you have to do:

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amazonmusic:

DOG: Woof?
LIONEL RICHIE: Hi, this is very successful musician Lionel Richie. You might remember me from such things as the Commodores or my hit song “Dancing on the Ceiling.” Is this a good time to talk?
DOG: Woof. Woof woof.
LIONEL RICHIE: Great. I just wanted to let you know about my new album Tuskegee, which is out today. It features me performing some of my classic hits with country stars of today.
DOG: Arf arf arf arf!
LIONEL RICHIE: Why, yes it does include “Dancing on the Ceiling,” the hit song I mentioned before. I perform it it with Rascal Flatts.
DOG: Woof?
LIONEL RICHIE: (Laughing) I know, it sounds weird, but it works! I Promise! If I didn’t believe in this, why would I call you, a dog, interrupting you in the middle of a busy day with a pitch about my album?
DOG: Arf. Arf Arf. Woof!
LIONEL RICHIE: Yes, this premise is sweaty. Astute observation. Anyway, thanks for talking. I’m going to go get some tacos with Kenny Rogers. Bye now!
DOG: Woof!

My current work friends are awesome and funny and my old work friends made this awesome album. HAPPY!

teamcoco:

Ron Burgundy makes an incredible announcement on my show tonight.- @ConanOBrien

I shouldn’t be as happy as I am about this. 

amazonmusic:

These character-specific Mad Men soundtracks help us answer the age-old question, “what would Don Draper listen to?”

I think DD always deserves and auto reblog. And, I love these soundtracks.